Category Archives: TTC Offenders

TTC Offender #4 – Anxioussholes

  Street Name: O.F.R.O. (Only Fools Rush Out) Description: I am impatient. It’s one of my biggest flaws and something I struggle with constantly. I’m impatient when it comes to training my new puppy. I’m impatient while watching dumb families … Continue reading

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TTC Offender #3 – Entitled Eldery

  Street Name:  Oldy McOlderson Description: Old. Old and bitter. These lovely beams of sunshine don’t behave very differently than the Pushers, but their behaviour doesn’t stem from the distrust of youth, so much as their disdain for them and … Continue reading

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TTC Offender # 2 – StrollerJerks

Street Name: Baby moms Description: I love kids. I really do. They’re cute, they make funny faces, and as long as they’re not crying or smelly I love being around them. You know who I don’t love? Their moms. The … Continue reading

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TTC Offender #1 – Pushers

Street Name: Pusha Yee Unfortunately, I am not talking about drug dealers. They would be much easier to deal with. No, these pushers are much more annoying and don’t have anything for purchase that would help you relax while dealing … Continue reading

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How To Identify and/or Berate the 10 Various Douches of the TTC

If you have ever had a conversation with me, you probably know how I feel about the Toronto Transit Commission and the majority of its riders. In fact, even if you haven’t met me and have no idea what my … Continue reading

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