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Author Archives: napsgetbraps
Men Lie, Women Lie, Panties Don’t.
10 Signs She’s Planning On Sleeping With You Tonight. I know, I know. I don’t call, I don’t write, I’m never around. I’m always neglecting you guys. For some reason I never post when I’m in love. My creative expression … Continue reading
Posted in Dating
Tagged 30s, bad date, datenight, dates, dating, dating advice, dating tips, dating world, first time getting laid, girl talk, good date, sex, sex jokes, single life, waxing
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Get Your Bush Out of My Face
The 5 Types of Weirdos You Meet in Women’s Locker Rooms There’s been a huge shift by the masses towards health and fitness in the last few years. Fitness ‘experts’ have become a ubiquitous presence in the world of … Continue reading
Posted in V's World
Tagged 70s bush, change room, creeper, fit life, fitness, goodlife, gym, GymLife, health, healthy, hippie, locker room, multitasker, naked women, shygirl, weirdoes
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Behind The Laughter.
With everything that’s been going on the last little while I’ve been finding it hard to be able to separate, organize and understand my own thoughts, let alone string them together for any sort of comprehensible sentences. With my name … Continue reading
Don’t Call it a Comeback – I’ve been here for years.
Man, let’s skip the theatrics. It’s been a long time since I posted and y’all know why. I had a crazy year, with many ups and downs (What up love! What up stalker!) Looking back on the last 12 months, … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Uncategorized, V's World
Tagged 2chainz, comeback, dating, don't settle, love, music, relationships, war
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12 People You Probably Follow on Instagram
Now that I’ve been @vee_block for a while – 41 weeks to be exact – I have grown to love and loathe the many faces of Instagram (pun intended). This right hurr is a comprehensive Guide to Douchery, one that … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged android, blackberry, boring, celebrities, double tap, facebook, followers, GymLife, hashtag, IG, instagram, like, Meme, narcissist, newsfeed, posting, repost, stripper, thirsty, timeline, Tumblr, twitter
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My first time getting laid
…off. Sorry to mislead you, but I gotta get those page views from the freaks, yo – they make up like 89.9% of the internetz. If you really want, I could tell you the story about losing my virginity, but … Continue reading
Twitter Killed The Radio Star
Once upon a time, back in the good ol’ days, celebrities were as untouchable as Rihanna’s vajayjay. No, wait. I meant the opposite of that. I meant no one could touch them, not anyone with a pulse. The rich and … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized, V's World
Tagged drama, gossip, hashtag, joe budden. celebrity crush, twitter, verified twitter account
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I don’t lie.
See? My mom really does read my blog. LOL. Hi mom!
Posted in V's World
Tagged get rid of POF, i love my mom, my mom is funny, my mom reads my blog, POF sucks
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I’ll sleep with you… but only if I can’t stand you.
There is one habit that a lot of women are guilty of that boggles the minds of men everywhere (as if that takes much). I’ve tried explaining it to my male friends on many, many occasions and none of them … Continue reading