TTC Offender #1 – Pushers

Please add 5 bags of produce for full effect.

Street Name: Pusha Yee

Unfortunately, I am not talking about drug dealers. They would be much easier to deal with. No, these pushers are much more annoying and don’t have anything for purchase that would help you relax while dealing with them. They come in many shapes and sizes, but most often they will range in height between 4”10 and 5”3, in age between 65 and 105, and in race between Asian and very Asian.


These feisty little Asian women can make you question your own strength if they want to get on the bus before you, which they always do. It doesn’t matter to them that you would give up your seat for them anyway, because they are 102 and carrying 18 bags of produce. No, they don’t trust you and will make sure they get to those 30 empty seats before you do. They will push you, elbow you, shit, they’ll stab you if it means they get their size 4 shoes onto those bus steps before you do.


I would never suggest violence, especially not towards the elderly, and more importantly, never on a public blog. Instead I will say this (it’s from the bible, so it can’t be wrong):

“Do unto others as they do unto you and your body.” [Matthew 7:12]

Last Seen: 510 Spadina and 505 Dundas streetcars.

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5 Responses to TTC Offender #1 – Pushers

  1. B. L. says:

    I had to laugh when I read your blog. I’ve never commented on blogs before, but I will make an exception. To make a blanketed statement that the “pushers” are Asians is a prejudicial remark. I’m not saying that you are a bigot as prejudicial comes from the Latin word “judo, judare, judatus sum” meaning to decide. The pre- prefix means “before” as in deciding before knowing if that makes any sense to you.
    Based on my experiences riding the Lawrence 54, Wilson 96, Don Mills 25, Victoria Park 24, and York Mills 95 buses, I have seen generally older European women who have been doing the same thing as Pusha Yee. However, since I am not a sexist, ageist or racist, I will not make a blanketed statement without looking to a larger sample. I conclude that anyone is capable of this action. Your “Last Seen” statement indicates a narrow sampling where I would have to gather that the people who live there are predominantly Asian. Therefore, I stand by my words; you “decided before knowing” based on a small sample. Hence, it is a prejudicial remark!

  2. Mr.Worldsfinest says:

    The right qoute as states by Bret Hart is “do unto others before they do unto you!”..u see em coming that’s when u suddenly need to scratch ur ear with that elbow pointed out..slight lean in same direction = pain & retribution. watch out for fans callin u a racist..send em my way I’m bored I just read the comment before posting guess they where here before Linsanity LOL

  3. ting tang says:

    B.L don’t come here with your buzz kill shit. This is HILARIOUS.

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